The boys of Blurry Photos take a quick jaunt up to Alaska to check out HAARP in this one. A large scientific research facility located in Gakona, AK, HAARP has been a target of conspiracy theories since it began in the 90s. The high-frequency active auroral research project has many scientific goals in mind, but owing to its remote location and large field of imposing antennae, it could just be a super weapon hiding in plain sight. What exactly does it do, and why? Should we be scared, or is it too late as our minds are already under its spell? Listen for lots of science and lots of tin foil. And stay tuned for Stecco’s penalty box in this ion-exciting episode! (ONR Page, The Ionosphere, Mind Control, Yikes)